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Vol. I · The family album · $MI on Solana
Born looking employed.
The viral moustache baby, reimagined as an Inu.
TBA — posting at launch
Only trust the address posted here. Dad never DMs first.
Chapter 1 · The clip
Tiny face. Grown-man energy.
Moustache Inu is a meme coin inspired by the viral Moustache Baby clip that left the internet arguing over whether it was real or AI. We took that tiny face with grown-man energy and gave it the Inu treatment.
A Shiba in a blue shirt, sporting a moustache like he's been paying bills for twenty years. Still learning to bark, already complaining about the price of kibble. Puppy eyes and the expression of a dad who just found out you touched the thermostat.
— With love, the Inu family
Chapter 2 · Dad facts
Twenty years of bills. Nine weeks old.
Tap or hover a card for a dad joke. You were warned.
- No. 01
The shirt
Light blue. Pressed. Buttoned to the collar for a 9 a.m. meeting nobody invited him to.
- No. 02
The moustache
Arrived fully grown. Has never been trimmed, only "maintained."
- No. 03
The bark
Still loading. Currently a firm, disappointed harrumph.
- No. 04
The thermostat
Set to 68. Guarded like a bank vault. He knows. He always knows.
- No. 05
The vocabulary
Says "kiddo," "sport," and "that's a lot of money for a chew toy."
- No. 06
The network
Knows a guy. For gutters, tires, and wholesale kibble.
KIBBLE & SONS
GENERAL STORE
est. back in my day
Kibble, 1 bag (1974)$4.00
Kibble, 1 bag (today)"don't ask"
Thermostat, untouchedpriceless
Lawn, inspected2x daily
Opinions, unsolicitedfree
TOTAL"we're not made of money"
THANK YOU. CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
Chapter 3 · Back in my day
He has notes. Many notes.
Press the button. He'll tell you exactly what's wrong with the economy, the youth, and whoever left the garage open.
Chapter 4 · Paying the bills
How to buy $MI
- 1
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase down and keep it somewhere safer than the junk drawer.
- 2
Add some SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange or in-wallet and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
- 3
Open PumpSwap
We only list on PumpSwap. The button below goes live when the contract address is posted.
- 4
Paste the CA & swap
CA:
TBA. Double-check it matches this page before you swap.
Only trust the CA on this page and our official X once it's live. Nobody from the family will ever DM you first.
Chapter 5 · The household budget
Dad's still doing the math.
Numbers get posted when they're real. No guesses here.
Chapter 6 · The fridge door
Proudly displayed. Drag the magnets.
employed.
the thermostat?
Chapter 7 · Family reunion